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A very detailed Jerk Off Instructions audio. Though in TheAmicableRainbow's words, it's more a case of Jerk Off Commands... Update The audio is now re-recorded, as I accidentally saved the first one as a ".wav" format, and the quality was just bad. Really bad. This one is saved properly as ".mp3" and is good. Really good (I hope).