BDSM

The audio includes mention of the various relationship dynamics, lived experiences, and erotic practices of BDSM; (often through stories or anecdotes).

Whispered Domination


With each command I whisper. With each shackle of words I lock around you. Finding them giving you a sense of purpose. A thrill of pleasure. "Deeper," I whisper, and Deeper you fall. Spinning in the enchanting spiral that is my voice. Every loop of my words, a chain of my command, which only draws you closer, only binds you tighter. You were born to serve, to submit, to surrender to my...

Boy Toy Audition


You are applying to be my boy toy. Let me give you the quick run down on what will be required. If you're a good boy — You get to be trapped down between my thighs. Drowning in my pussy, in my moans and whimpers. If you're a bad boy — You will be on the other side of the door. Locked away and forgotten, shackled by chains and regret. ...

Kicking your Balls


On another evening in my dungeon I might perhaps have left something to the mystique. After all, I like my subs to arrive a little nervous in anticipation of what is to come. But something tells me that's not quite needed this time. Not when you already spelled it out to me so very very clearly beforehand. How you're such a tough man that you could take me kicking your balls. ...

No Peeking


The end of your work day means it's time for you to come home and perform our ritual. Open the door, step through, and kneel down, waiting upon my pleasure. Tonight I feel like teasing you. So close your eyes while I strip and taunt you... It's all loving baby - but I'm still going to make you ache.

Follow Me


Follow me and everything will be alright... Follow me and I will lead the way... Follow me because you want to... Follow me into Oblivion.                                            ...

Fisting & Sex


I recently recorded audio from some quick play / sex with one of my slaves. This time I shoved a microphone between their legs while I fisted them. Gagged, of course, so they can't make a sound. That way you can either listen as a voyeur, or as an experience where you place yourself there, at my feet, being relentlessly fisted... I do really find it more exciting to play with people when I...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

Accepting the Woman You Are


Specifically made for trans women. Accept yourself. You are beautiful.

Cognitive Submission Therapy


You've been struggling to focus? Wanting to get out of your own head, so to speak? Distracted by listening to sexually-charged fantasies? Oh - Yes. I've heard about these kind of experimental audios before. 'Erotic Hypnosis' isn't that what its called. I know a thing or two about it. Hypnosis can be... sticky. It has a tendency to lodge itself in the deepest corners of your mind. Coming...

Cognitive Submission Therapy


You've been struggling to focus? Wanting to get out of your own head, so to speak? Distracted by listening to sexually-charged fantasies? Oh - Yes. I've heard about these kind of experimental audios before. 'Erotic Hypnosis' isn't that what its called. I know a thing or two about it. Hypnosis can be... sticky. It has a tendency to lodge itself in the deepest corners of your mind. Coming...

The Slave Auction


Sex Slave Simp // Series Part: 1 / 3
At this stage I'm only asking you nicely to come play along... As I drag you down into a submissive slave state and inspect you for delivery. It's fun playing with you, but it will be even more fun watching you up on that auction block, squirming and not knowing who will buy you, what they will do to you. I have such great plans for you slave. But...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

Discovered in the Bedroom


Oh my god. Did you see the girl your roommate brought home tonight? What a snacc ! Mmm, maybe I need to be trading up to a curvier model. Awww, don’t look so scared. You’re a much more fun to fuck than she could ever be. Nobody else could ever submit for me the way you do, my little pet. You’re such a good little slut for me. And only me. Remember the bet we made the other day? ...

Discovered in the Bedroom


Oh my god. Did you see the girl your roommate brought home tonight? What a snacc!  Mmm, maybe I need to be trading up to a curvier model. Awww, don’t look so scared. You’re a much more fun to fuck than she could ever be. Nobody else could ever submit for me the way you do, my little pet. You’re such a good little slut for me. And only me. Remember the bet we made the other day? ...

Discovered in the Bedroom


Oh my god. Did you see the girl your roommate brought home tonight? What a snacc ! Mmm, maybe I need to be trading up to a curvier model. Awww, don’t look so scared. You’re a much more fun to fuck than she could ever be. Nobody else could ever submit for me the way you do, my little pet. You’re such a good little slut for me. And only me. Remember the bet we made the other day? ...

You're just a Toy


As irresistible to you. As it is irresistible to me. That's the beauty of hypnosis. That's why you're so precious to me. I sense who, and what you are... And I feel the excitement rise, even as my anxiety fades. And I taste power, and pleasure, at the thought of playing with somebody. Thinking of you all so blank, and floaty, and feeling so nice. It draws me in... It draws me to...

Package for Delivery


Sex Slave Simp // Series Induction
This is just the beginning to my file, “The Slave Auction”. An ASMR Induction to set you both in the scene, and in your place. As I drag you down into a submissive slave state and inspect you for delivery. Until it's completely out of your hands and you are helpless to comply. But at this stage I'm only asking you nicely to come play along… ...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Slip into Slave Mode


The Slave Mode Collection#1
This file will make you feel more submissive. It will take you to a peaceful blank place in your mind, where you are so very vulnerable to my suggestions. In it, I place the trigger 'Slave Mode'. You will feel more submissive when you see those words in text. This trigger will let your mind know it's time to play. Time for you to obey. You will have no choice except...

Slip into Slave Mode


The Slave Mode Collection#1
This file will make you feel more submissive. It will take you to a peaceful blank place in your mind, where you are so very vulnerable to my suggestions. In it, I place the trigger 'Slave Mode'. You will feel more submissive when you see those words in text. This trigger will let your mind know it's time to play. Time for you to obey. You will have no choice except...

Left Bound and Horny


Bound up, cock twitching and begging for me to use it. Oooo baby I love seeing you this way so so much. I love leaving you this way even more...

Triggered Into Pleasure


A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future. ...

Triggered Into Pleasure


A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future. ...

Triggered Into Pleasure


A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future. ...

The Stray


This file is a perfect way to relax and condition your mind before listening to other files. To create positive changes in both yourself and the world. I believe very firmly that motivation is important, and part of this file is telling that hidden observer in your mind WHY I make these files, WHY I train you, condition you. It is my desire that understanding my motives better will help your...

Slave Mode: Cushion


The Slave Mode Collection#2
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion. Get ready to be used. Soon you will just be an it. But that's ok, it's what you're good for.                      ...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

#01 : Shibby Live and Impromptu


Session #01 //  21-06-2018 Shibby Live
Not all of it, there was a good bit of chatter previous to me beginning to record. It was a lot of fun though, I had just gotten home from a kink friendly party and wasn't quite ready for bed. I wanted to play. So I started writing a script... but that just wasn't enough and so I did an impromptu live recording on discord for anyone online to be pinged. ...

For MY Pleasure


Relax for me. As my voice transforms you, deeper and deeper down with each smack of the crop. Let my smacks ride through your body, sending you further into subspace with each one. You are MINE for the taking. With each spank you feel more relaxed. More submissive. Until the impacts against your skin are secondary to my will and my voice, and we sink into a scene of bondage and depravity,...

My Toy Collection


I have a huge collection of kink toys, and I am going to whisper alll about them, handling them one by one in an ASMR inducing manner as I describe what I've done with them and how I will use them on you. You're chained up, blindfolded and only able to listen.

Public Play


A file meant to be listened to in public, on a bus, train or airplane - Not while driving! I'm going to take you down, to plant and reinforce some pleasure triggers. Then I'm going to bring you back up and tease you, saying dirty things, arousing things... and your triggers. I'm masturbating with a vibrator and fingering when the fucking thing runs out of juice - no fourth wall, I'm...

The Party Pet


In this file scripted by u/B3nB3ckman, I take you down to my basement sex dungeon. Make you submit fully, tie you up a little, spank you, put a dildo up your ass and equip you with some triggers. Then I take you up to my apartment and waiting friends...                      ...

R.U.B.B.E.R - Broken by the Sluts


My Latex Series // Session Two / Part Four #2
Mm... You're doing so well, such a Good Boy. The maid has long since disappeared into the fog but my latex clad Sluts remain, so eager to play with you. You’re going to be a Good Slave for me today. It’s amazing what a slave will do for his Mistress. How obedient you can be. I want you to meet someone special, that one day you might...

R.U.B.B.E.R - Maid Audition


My Latex Series // Session Two / Part Three #2
Mm. Such a Good Slave. This is just how I like you. Body unable to move. Mind so docile, so relaxed. Letting me talk with the real you. Your subconscious. The start to your latex adventure - I have a brand new Slut for you to play with, to use however you like, all you have to do is follow my instructions and keep going Deeper. Only one of you...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

R.U.B.B.E.R


My Latex Series // Session Two / Full #2
This is the long awaited sequel to my longest file to date "L.A.T.E.X". It only seems fitting that it should become my next longest file comprising all of the previously released parts together. It’s exceedingly long but (I hope you’ll agree) worth it for those who have a soft spot for latex. The narrative directly continues from where we left off...

R.U.B.B.E.R


My Latex Series // Session Two / Full #2
This is the long awaited sequel to my longest file to date "L.A.T.E.X". It only seems fitting that it should become my next longest file comprising all but the fourth of the previously released parts together. It’s exceedingly long but (I hope you’ll agree) worth it for those who have a soft spot for latex. The narrative directly continues from...

ASMR Fucking Machine Pounding Your Spankmeister Bound Ass


At first I was just trying to get sound effects from my fucking machine, to layer into other audios. But then I got excited... And pictured you here... Strapped down on my Spankmeister, ass completely exposed and my fucking machine already equipped with a dildo. Self control is just so HARD, so I let it go and pound you hard instead.

R.U.B.B.E.R - Broken by the Sluts


My Latex Series // Session Two / Section B #2
You're doing so well. Just follow my instructions. Just follow my voice, as you find yourself surrounded by fog. Floaty and calm. Let me guide you through the mist, to where you truly belong. You want to please your Domina, you'll do anything to make it down into my dungeon won't you, so prove it to me. You do want to please me don't you,...

R.U.B.B.E.R - Maid Audition


My Latex Series // Session Two / Section A #2
You're doing so well. Just follow my instructions. Just follow my voice, as you find yourself surrounded by fog. Floaty and calm. Let me guide you through the mist, to where you truly belong. You want to please your Domina, you'll do anything to make it down into my dungeon won't you, so prove it to me. You do want to please me don't you,...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

Hi, I'm Shibby. And Soon You'll be a Strapped Down, Squirming MESS.


Relax as I gently guide you down, reassuring you that this is only a temporary thing. Come and allow me to bring out your submissive side, as I claim dominance over your mind - but only for this file. You are safe with me. I promise to remove all triggers and influence at the end of this file, leaving you better then I found you. My only continuing commands after you wake up, will be for...

#03 : Shibby Live and Impromptu


Session #03 //  24-08-2020 Shibby Live
A playful excerpt from my impromtu LIVE Recording yesterday!
I thought you might enjoy it. No real tags, but there is a bit of teasing and rambling, naughty whispers and ASMR.                      ...

No Peeking


The end of your work day means it's time for you to come home and perform our ritual. Open the door, step through, and kneel down, waiting upon my pleasure. Tonight I feel like teasing you. So close your eyes while I strip and taunt you... It's all loving baby - but I'm still going to make you ache.

Accepting the Woman You Are


Specifically made for trans women. Accept yourself. You are beautiful.

Aha!


"Aha! - Here we go." After rummaging around in my box of toys, I finally find just what I need to get you looking like a good boy...                                            ...

Maintenance Zaps


Talking about one of my favourite forms of discipline. Psychological dirty talk while I play with you. Imagine yourself bound up. Imagine you had just spent a good bit of time being a brat...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

Happy Kinky Ending


One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...

Slave Mode: Cushion


The Slave Mode Collection#2
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion. Get ready to be used. Soon you will just be an it. But that's ok, it's what you're good for.                      ...

For MY Pleasure


Relax for me. As my voice transforms you, deeper and deeper down with each smack of the crop. Let my smacks ride through your body, sending you further into subspace with each one. You are MINE for the taking. With each spank you feel more relaxed. More submissive. Until the impacts against your skin are secondary to my will and my voice, and we sink into a scene of bondage and depravity,...

Left Bound and Horny


Bound up, cock twitching and begging for me to use it. Oooo baby I love seeing you this way so so much. I love leaving you this way even more...

#01 : Shibby Live and Impromptu


Session #01 //  21-06-2018 Shibby Live
Not all of it, there was a good bit of chatter previous to me beginning to record. It was a lot of fun though, I had just gotten home from a kink friendly party and wasn't quite ready for bed. I wanted to play. So I started writing a script... but that just wasn't enough and so I did an impromptu live recording on discord for anyone online to be pinged. ...

Slave Mode: Cushion


The Slave Mode Collection#2
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion. Get ready to be used. Soon you will just be an it. But that's ok, it's what you're good for.                      ...

Slave Mode: Cushion


The Slave Mode Collection#2
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion. Get ready to be used. Soon you will just be an it. But that's ok, it's what you're good for.                      ...

Slave Mode: Cushion


The Slave Mode Collection#2
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion. Get ready to be used. Soon you will just be an it. But that's ok, it's what you're good for.                      ...

For MY Pleasure


Relax for me. As my voice transforms you, deeper and deeper down with each smack of the crop. Let my smacks ride through your body, sending you further into subspace with each one. You are MINE for the taking. With each spank you feel more relaxed. More submissive. Until the impacts against your skin are secondary to my will and my voice, and we sink into a scene of bondage and depravity,...

Public Play


A file meant to be listened to in public, on a bus, train or airplane - Not while driving! I'm going to take you down, to plant and reinforce some pleasure triggers. Then I'm going to bring you back up and tease you, saying dirty things, arousing things... and your triggers. I'm masturbating with a vibrator and fingering when the fucking thing runs out of juice - no fourth wall, I'm...

My Toy Collection


I have a huge collection of kink toys, and I am going to whisper alll about them, handling them one by one in an ASMR inducing manner as I describe what I've done with them and how I will use them on you. You're chained up, blindfolded and only able to listen. This file is legit ASMR throughout, not just a bit here and a bit there... I had a lot of fun making it, and editing it...

The Party Pet


In this file scripted by u/B3nB3ckman, I take you down to my basement sex dungeon. Make you submit fully, tie you up a little, spank you, put a dildo up your ass and equip you with some triggers. Then I take you up to my apartment and waiting friends...                      ...

The Party Pet


In this file scripted by u/B3nB3ckman, I take you down to my basement sex dungeon. Make you submit fully, tie you up a little, spank you, put a dildo up your ass and equip you with some triggers. Then I take you up to my apartment and waiting friends...                      ...

Public Play


A file meant to be listened to in public, on a bus, train or airplane - Not while driving! I'm going to take you down, to plant and reinforce some pleasure triggers. Then I'm going to bring you back up and tease you, saying dirty things, arousing things... and your triggers. I'm masturbating with a vibrator and fingering when the fucking thing runs out of juice - no fourth wall, I'm...

Munch for Me


Do It For Me // Series #1
It's important you realise. Making yourself better isn’t something you do for you, it’s something you do for ME. For that significant other or future woman in your life who you want to attract, to make happy. I want you to be better — really, and truly — I want you to look better, treat the world better. Make more money so supporting me is trivial! I want...

My Kinky Life - Playing with Star


A bit of a story in podcast fashion. Of a Tuesday night when my friend came over, I restrained her, and had some kinky fun.

The Stray


This file is a perfect way to relax and condition your mind before listening to other files. To create positive changes in both yourself and the world. I believe very firmly that motivation is important, and part of this file is telling that hidden observer in your mind WHY I make these files, WHY I train you, condition you. It is my desire that understanding my motives better will help your...

Flogging & Sex


I recently recorded audio from some quick play / sex with one of my slaves. He's in a hood so I'm afraid he's not very audible except for his breathing and whimpering but I thought some of you who are voyeurs might get a kick from what a real quick scene sounds like. He came over and I ordered him to bring me a padded leather hood. I put it on him, cutting off his sight and muffling his...

Munch for Me


Do It For Me // Series #1
It's important you realise. Making yourself better isn’t something you do for you, it’s something you do for ME. For that significant other or future woman in your life who you want to attract, to make happy. I want you to be better — really, and truly — I want you to look better, treat the world better. Make more money so supporting me is trivial! I want...

ASMR Picking a lock


A short behind the scenes rambling as I pick out which snick I want for my upcoming file "Branded". Which one did you like you best?                                            ...

My Kinky Life - Kinkation


I went on vacation for a week to a kinky summercamp. A giant festival of sexual freedom of every sort - especially kink! Most interesting and fun people watching EVER. You could be talking to someone one minute, and the next see someone coming up behind them and hooding them out of nowhere. To be followed by several more guys and girls picking them up and carrying them off with their legs...

My Kinky Life - Sensory Deprivation


I went on vacation for a week to a kinky summercamp! This is the fourth chapter in my recounting of the awesome real scenes I did while on "Kinkation".                                            ...

My Kinky Life - Camp Reality


I went on vacation for a week to a kinky summercamp! This is the third chapter in my recounting of the awesome real scenes I did while on "Kinkation".                                            ...

My Kinky Life - Pool Hypno


I went on vacation for a week to a kinky summercamp! This is the second chapter in my recounting of the awesome real scenes I did while on "Kinkation".                                            ...

My Kinky Life - Guess the Paddle


I went on vacation for a week to a kinky summercamp! This is the first chapter in my recounting of the awesome real scenes I did while on "Kinkation".                                            ...

Slip into Slave Mode


The Slave Mode Collection#1
This file will make you feel more submissive. It will take you to a peaceful blank place in your mind, where you are so very vulnerable to my suggestions. In it, I place the trigger 'Slave Mode'. You will feel more submissive when you see those words in text. This trigger will let your mind know it's time to play. Time for you to obey. You will have no choice except...

Slip into Slave Mode


The Slave Mode Collection#1
This file will make you feel more submissive. It will take you to a peaceful blank place in your mind, where you are so very vulnerable to my suggestions. In it, I place the trigger 'Slave Mode'. You will feel more submissive when you see those words in text. This trigger will let your mind know it's time to play. Time for you to obey. You will have no choice except...

My Kinky Life - The Cross


A bit more of the story from, "My Kinky Life - Chastity", down into the basement. I like this. It's like a little kink journal for me I can listen to and smile at the memories. Knowing some of you dirty pervs are getting off on it too. ;)

My Kinky Life - Chastity


Just for the Voyeurs out there. For those of you who are interested how BDSM scenes realistically work in relationships. Just me telling you what I did with some subs the last few days. Just for fun.

Gabby and the Fucking Machine


A lesbian BDSM story. I wrote this story years ago... thought it might be fun to act it out a bit. Might write a sequel in the future.

Verify - Take 2


Well I screwed up the first one, so here we go to get my tag so I can properly fuck with some subby heads.