Valley Girl

No thinkies! In this file I'm totally like an airheaded bimbo... And the best-est good girl. Fake. Plastic. And like, so dumb and horny. I exist to serve, so I like totally recorded myself when I was asked to at the gym. Aren't I the best? I knew you'd agree! And I bet you love to giggle too! So like, I put alllll my fave things in just like I was told too. So like, I love to workout and like stretch my bubble butt. So yummy. Just like my huge boobies. I love dancing and, umm- like jiggling my big round boobies. Bouncy! Bouncy! Did my boobs just get bigger? Anyways. So like, I just put on my headphones and spoke my thoughts away into this umm- microphone. And then... then my brain went off. Just, like, giggle time! Instructions You can choose to use this as pure...

This file is about replacing intelligence with confidence. The emptier your mind, the prettier you are, the more confident you are. Strut your stuff as I turn you into a beach going valley girl, tanning in the sun as the stares of strangers turn you on. As three hunks come walking towards you. As they fuck you brainless, into the good slutty girl you are. Thinking is hard, and you're easy...

What do you mean, the professor died a few weeks ago? Well, apparently you're the new professor. Fix my grade. What's wrong with it? The old professor and I had a deal. I wrote him a big check from one of my monthly trust fund payments, and he gave me a decent grade. It was a good deal. He got a lot of money, and I didn't have to get up for some lame class at 8am in the morning. "No?" Nobody tells me no. Definitely not some stupid new teacher in a boring first-year class. Look, I'll write you a new check, even though I already paid enough for this grade. Really? You're not going to take my money? But... but if you fail me, then I fail out of school. Then I lose my trust fund. This is so unfair! You can't do this to me! Um... but maybe there is something else you can do to me...