House-Wife
The audio includes a woman who stereotypically enjoys taking the lead in domestic activities and running the household.
I hope this doesn't distract you at work. It's just a harmless voicemail message from your wife about what she has in store for you when you get home... She just wants to make sure you feel appreciated for being such a good provider, and such a wonderful husband.
Oh my God dude, what are you doing home? I thought you went back to your parent’s place for the weekend. Um, you’re probably wondering why the fuck I’m wearing a dress. And some makeup. And an apron. And why I’m… baking. You know, for other girls, this wouldn’t require an explanation. Can’t you just let it go, and pretend you never saw this? I have an unblemished reputation as a tomboy, and I’d prefer to keep it that way. Just walk away and pretend you never saw this. You’re going to be a dick about it, aren’t you? Maybe it’s because I’ve been so vocal about hating girly things. My mom was always pushing me to be as feminine as she was. But I was a tomboy. She hated that, and I kind of loved that she hated it. At some point in my teens, I started to change....