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You're a slut.  MY slut.  And I love that about you. I love that you specifically come to me. That you're not just any slut. No. No. No... You're not a beginner anymore. This isn't your first fucking time. We both know it. And that's what makes you such fucking fun. You're mine now. My slut. My creature. My pet. And I love knowing this about you. That I could do such terrible...

Today my job suuuucked. My boss has worked my last nerve. And you - YOU - have been sending me sexy Instagram selfies and Voice Mails nonstop. I'm frustrated, pissed off, and batshit loco horny. There’s only one thing that will fix this.                      ...

We're dirty now, I guess we should get cleaned up. How about a shower? Part 2 of u/homersoc_ 's amazing script.

In this file I am a tomboy, a gamer, your roommate and best friend. The latest game came out and I just can't wait to play with you - only to find out you are planning on going over to your exes place because she needs something fixed and you are desperate to get laid. Well, being a fixer myself, I come up with a solution to make both of us happy. I'm not going to let that bitch ruin my plans...

Today my job suuuucked. My boss has worked my last nerve. And you - YOU - have been sending me sexy Instagram selfies and Voice Mails nonstop. I'm frustrated, pissed off, and batshit loco horny. There’s only one thing that will fix this.                      ...

We're dirty now, I guess we should get cleaned up. How about a shower?                                                                  ...

In this file I am a tomboy, a gamer, your roommate and best friend. The latest game came out and I just can't wait to play with you - only to find out you are planning on going over to your exes place because she needs something fixed and you are desperate to get laid. Well, being a fixer myself, I come up with a solution to make both of us happy. I'm not going to let that bitch ruin my plans...