Pizza

The audio includes references to pizza; (often as a comfort food).

Sit Down, Shut Up, Hold On


Today my job suuuucked. My boss has worked my last nerve. And you - YOU - have been sending me sexy Instagram selfies and Voice Mails nonstop. I'm frustrated, pissed off, and batshit loco horny. There’s only one thing that will fix this. Script by u/NickelSilver

Tomboy Hates Her Roommate's Ex... Enough to Give Him Sex


We're dirty now, I guess we should get cleaned up. How about a shower? Part 2 of u/homersoc_ 's amazing script.

Tomboy Hates Her Roommate's Ex... Enough to Give Him Sex


In this file I am a tomboy, a gamer, your roommate and best friend. The latest game came out and I just can't wait to play with you - only to find out you are planning on going over to your exes place because she needs something fixed and you are desperate to get laid. Well, being a fixer myself, I come up with a solution to make both of us happy. I'm not going to let that bitch ruin my plans...

Sit Down, Shut Up, Hold On


Today my job suuuucked. My boss has worked my last nerve. And you - YOU - have been sending me sexy Instagram selfies and Voice Mails nonstop. I'm frustrated, pissed off, and batshit loco horny. There’s only one thing that will fix this. Script by u/NickelSilver

Tomboy Hates Her Roommate's Ex... Enough to Give Him Sex


We're dirty now, I guess we should get cleaned up. How about a shower?                                                                  ...

Tomboy Hates Her Roommate's Ex... Enough to Give Him Sex


In this file I am a tomboy, a gamer, your roommate and best friend. The latest game came out and I just can't wait to play with you - only to find out you are planning on going over to your exes place because she needs something fixed and you are desperate to get laid. Well, being a fixer myself, I come up with a solution to make both of us happy. I'm not going to let that bitch ruin my plans...