Massage
The audio refers to any of the various techniques and forms of massaging the body, to reduce bodily tensions or stress. (Tagging is currently a work in progress).
You've been such a sweet boy since our last encounter, truly earning this reward in your training. A massage. Totally innocent of course! That is, until I see you getting distracted by my tits ...
This is a sweet and gently wholesome story, which unfolds at the start of a relaxing massage retreat, and blends the joys of newfound companionship with deeper yet more pleasurable intimacies. It invites the listener to explore prostate stimulation at the hands of a trusted friend and masseuse, who helps them let go of social pressure and insecurity around displaying feminine behaviour.
This is a sweet and gently wholesome story, which unfolds at the start of a relaxing massage retreat, and blends the joys of newfound companionship with deeper yet more pleasurable intimacies. It invites the listener to explore prostate stimulation at the hands of a trusted friend and masseuse, who helps them let go of social pressure and insecurity around displaying feminine behaviour.
This commissioned script was written by one of my minions, and a lot of fun to bring to life in recording. Inspired by kinesthetic inductions, and our time spent together at a hypnosis convention, it is allll about the interactions of binary choice, and the conscious or unconscious ways in which they're made. Those mental ‘On / Off’ switches of thought. Or perhaps, for the more...
For my pets to slowly come back to things after they've had an intense scene with me... Just imagine sitting down by my feet, head pressed back, against my thighs, right in the middle. So that, if I wanted, I could push them together a little bit. A gentle squeeze; enough to make you feel being taken care of, and protected. Just like my little puppy. Nothing else matters right now, except...
Back when I was working on "ASMR Clench" I made a bunch of snippets, including some where I was trying to get good scalp massage sounds for the main file. Experimenting is fun, and I enjoyed exploring ways to make things more immersive for you all. So... I made my 3dio prettier, and gave it a wig. Though really, it had some crazy bed-head going on when I was done playing with it. Since...
Sit up straight! Today, we are going to be focusing on one thing and one thing only — Breathing. I know that when you listen to me, more often than not, you do not follow my instructions as they are given. Now, I don't necessarily blame you for this. I can be quite distracting to horny little boys after all. But those instructions are given for a reason. And although I don't expect all...
I'm sorry baby, I've been so busy lately. You're so sweet. And you've been so patient... How about a trip down memory lane, back to where it all started?
I'm sorry baby, I've been so busy lately. You're so sweet. And you've been so patient... How about a trip down memory lane, back to where it all started?
I know, I know... the title is a bit lacking in art, a bit... clickbaity. But it gets the point across. Don't worry, once you listen, once you relax as I start with a bit of rambling to calm and soothe and build the intimacy between us... Once my fingers and lips start going to work, and my whispered words start pulling you down, down, deeper into a hypnotic ASMR trance. You'll forgive me...
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
I'm sorry baby, I've been so busy lately. You're so sweet. And you've been so patient... How about a trip down memory lane, back to where it all started?
I'm sorry baby, I've been so busy lately. You're so sweet. And you've been so patient... How about a trip down memory lane, back to where it all started?
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
Hidden behind a long spiral staircase, and tucked away from the narrow winding stone facades below... The Hypno Café is itself almost as private, and secluded as its varied clientele. Serving only the most trusted of guests, with personal reservations, made online, and far in advance. For those who can pass up through its spiralling entry-way, an uniquely enticing experience beckons as they...
My Good Boy // ASMR Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... One to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when ever I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head. ;)...
Experience the playful manipulation of dating a hypnodomme. You're lying in bed, keeping the bed warm. You hear the shower stop - I come running in, diving under the covers butt ass naked and shivering. Be a good pet and help warm me with cuddles. And I'll reward you with a scene... You are a good slave, I know that your greatest joy is giving me pleasure. It's how I've conditioned you after...
This file has all the role play cut out of "Rub for Me My Pet", and is tweaked a bit so it is perfect for your own Mistress to put on to you, to brainwash you while you give them a massage.
Hidden behind a long spiral staircase, and tucked away from the narrow winding stone facades below... The Hypno Café is itself almost as private, and secluded as its varied clientele. Serving only the most trusted of guests, with personal reservations, made online, and far in advance. For those who can pass up through its spiralling entry-way, an uniquely enticing experience beckons as they...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
I want you to sit down somewhere that's soft and comfortable. You can lie down if you want to but this experience will work better if you're seated in a soft, comfortable chair. Get naked for me and maybe put a towel underneath you. When you're seated and comfortable, I want you to put your hands on the arm-rest. Relax your shoulders and let them take the weight of your arms. Lean your head...
A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future.
A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future.
A pure hypnosis file that installs the safeword 'Red' inside you. A word you can use if you ever need it, to pull you out of trance and free from my influence. I need to be able to trust that you can use it, that you can be responsible for yourself. It is my intention that this helps deepen your trust and your trances in the future.
My Good Boy // Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... one to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head. This is...
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
We just got back from playing paintball, and are covered in mud, paint, and bruises. Come in the bathroom with me, where we can strip off without making a mess, and maybe get cleaned up a bit. Grab some ice, I want you to numb my bruises, and maybe rub my sore muscles while you're at it. Oh come on, this is just what good friends do! It's what's after that where it becomes naughty. ;)
Imagine a place where you can escape to reality for a bit, go in and be *properly* pampered. Have all of your stresses and tensions - and needs - just rubbed away. Let me take care of you.
This long-ass file is absolutely filled with sexy fantasy situations; moans and whispers in layer after layer of pure sex to bring you to an amazing orgasm. No purity here! Other then the virgin holes you are about to fuck ... And it all takes place in a relaxing spa. As Emily, Jane, and I, all work together to give you a very soothing experience, sinking you down into blissed out trance...
Hello! I'm just a young business woman, going door to door to try to sell my product. It's a lovely lotion that's good for so many things... would you like the Demo? Trust me... you will really like the Demo.
Today's Futa Friday File is insanely relaxing. A long, full body massage taking you deeper into relaxing trance... Before your massage turns into a happy ending, and your masseuse has a happy surprise for you.
Ready for a bit of sacrilege? I put on this latex nun outfit just for you, and I expect you to be a good boy and worship me properly for my efforts.
Bad Shibby needs to be punished... but first, can she convince her Master to take it a little easier on her ass?
My Good Boy // Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... one to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head. This is...
We are going to go behind the scenes of two slutty sororities. You've just started dating one of our sisters, and there are certain... traditions to be upheld. You wouldn't want to disappoint your new girlfriend.. so settle back and pick a voice to listen to - let the other just drone on in the back of your mind. She's talking about a different scene anyways! We wouldn't want you to become...
HFO Indoctrination // Series #5 This file combines visual imagery in a spa setting, where you are given a sensual massage, before being led into a pool by a gaggle of women in bikinis. They start playing with them selves and each other, blurring the lines between wrestling and fucking as they giggle and moan in each others arms — splashing around and stripping each other naked before...
Oh I know it's NNN, and you are trying to be good. Trying not to keep yourself strong, to stay away from temptation. From dirty and naughty files that might weaken your resolve or even... let you keep your resolve. Files that go close but not far enough to break you, and so instead you suffer in a delightful teasing torment of want. Of course, I would never do anything like that. Would I?
I know, I know... the title is a bit lacking in art, a bit... clickbaity. But it gets the point across. And also will show up great on [Tag] searches. =P Don't worry, once you listen, once you relax as I start with a bit of rambling to calm and soothe and build the intimacy between us... Once my fingers and lips start going to work, and my whispered words start pulling you down, down, deeper...
Experience the playful manipulation of dating a hypnodomme. You're lying in bed, keeping the bed warm. You hear the shower stop - I come running in, diving under the covers butt ass naked and shivering. Be a good pet and help warm me with cuddles. And I'll reward you with a scene... You are a good slave, I know that your greatest joy is giving me pleasure. It's how I've conditioned you after...
My Good Boy // ASMR Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... One to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when ever I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head. ;)...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
My Good Boy // ASMR Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... One to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when ever I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head....
My Good Boy // ASMR Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... One to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when ever I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head....
I made this audio for "ASMR Clench". There are no words, simply stereo sounds of my moans and scalp massage noises that make a very pleasant background atmosphere I think some of you may enjoy adding to some of my other files.
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting. I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you...
Sex With A 'Tist // Series / Induction Part: 3 / 3 This short progressive relaxation induction is taken from the file, "Ridden by a 'Tist".
An induction taken from the file, "In Your Secret Garden", by u/activelyretro.
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
The States Of Mind // Series #2 Let yourself relax back for a bit. Let me play with your mind. Bring you pleasure. Bring you down into trance with a recursive induction, in the signature style of "The States of Mind Series" with multi-tracks, and luxurious ASMR whispers. My voice will surround you. Wrap you... Bring you down in a mixture of hypnosis techniques and the psychological dirty talk...
This long-ass file is absolutely filled with sexy fantasy situations; moans and whispers in layer after layer of pure sex to bring you to an amazing orgasm. No purity here! Other then the virgin holes you are about to fuck ... And it all takes place in a relaxing spa. As Emily, Jane, and I, all work together to give you a very soothing experience, sinking you down into blissed out trance...
Awwww, such a sexy body you've imagined up for me. I rather like it, rather enjoy deciding how I will use it to twist and torment you. You actually thought you could summon a succubus, and then control her? You think you can turn me into your kinky little sex slave? Other men have thought that before...
We just got back from playing paintball, and are covered in mud, paint, and bruises. Come in the bathroom with me, where we can strip off without making a mess, and maybe get cleaned up a bit. Grab some ice, I want you to numb my bruises, and maybe rub my sore muscles while you're at it. Oh come on, this is just what good friends do! It's what's after that where it becomes naughty. ;)
Imagine a place where you can escape to reality for a bit, go in and be *properly* pampered. Have all of your stresses and tensions - and needs - just rubbed away. Let me take care of you.
A long, full body massage taking you deeper into relaxing trance... Before your massage turns into a happy ending, and your masseuse has a happy surprise for you.
A long, full body massage taking you deeper into relaxing trance... Before your massage turns into a happy ending, and your masseuse has a happy surprise for you.
A long, full body massage taking you deeper into relaxing trance... Before your massage turns into a happy ending, and your masseuse has a happy surprise for you.
A long, full body massage taking you deeper into relaxing trance... Before your massage turns into a happy ending, and your masseuse has a happy surprise for you.
Ready for a bit of sacrilege? I put on this latex nun outfit just for you, and I expect you to be a good boy and worship me properly for my efforts.
Hello! I'm just a young business woman, going door to door to try to sell my product. It's a lovely lotion that's good for so many things... would you like the Demo? Trust me... you will really like the Demo.
A bit of a story in podcast fashion. Of a Tuesday night when my friend came over, I restrained her, and had some kinky fun.
Sex With A 'Tist // Series Part: 3 / 3 I've come home from work to find you in bed... All warm and naked and cuddly... I know I should've been back sooner, but I know just how to make you forgive me — A bit of hypnosis.
My Good Boy // Series #2I recorded this live on my discord, and after a bit of editing, the revamped version is here! I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both...
You will find this file very intimate. I made this file live on my discord with a bunch of lovely people listening - it's almost pure improv, so there are no special effects. Instead this file has the natural feel of me, talking to you. Breaking the fourth wall and speaking directly to you as we get off together.
You will find this file very intimate. I made this file live on my discord with a bunch of lovely people listening - it's almost pure improv, so there are no special effects. Instead this file has the natural feel of me, talking to you. Breaking the fourth wall and speaking directly to you as we get off together. Just remember while you're stroking that lovely cock of yours -
My Good Boy // Series #2I recorded this live on my discord, and after a bit of editing, the revamped version is here! I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both...
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave boy template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave boy template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave girl template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
You are a block of clay. You remotely resemble yourself, but that won't last long. My fingers massage into you, changing you. Changing your body into the perfect slave boy template. From here I will be able to change you into anything I want... Changing your mind and body into whoever I want. You're putty in my hands... because you want to be.
We are going to go behind the scenes of two slutty sororities. You've just started dating one of our sisters, and there are certain... traditions to be upheld. You wouldn't want to disappoint your new girlfriend.. so settle back and pick a voice to listen to - let the other just drone on in the back of your mind. She's talking about a different scene anyways! We wouldn't want you to become...
We are going to go behind the scenes of two slutty sororities. You've just started dating one of our sisters, and there are certain... traditions to be upheld. You wouldn't want to disappoint your new girlfriend.. so settle back and pick a voice to listen to - let the other just drone on in the back of your mind. She's talking about a different scene anyways! We wouldn't want you to become...
HFO Indoctrination // Series #5 This file combines visual imagery in a spa setting, where you are given a sensual massage, before being led into a pool by a gaggle of women in bikinis. They start playing with them selves and each other, blurring the lines between wrestling and fucking as they giggle and moan in each others arms — splashing around and stripping each other naked before...
HFO Indoctrination // Series #5 This file combines visual imagery in a spa setting, where you are given a sensual massage, before being led into a pool by a gaggle of women in bikinis. They start playing with them selves and each other, blurring the lines between wrestling and fucking as they giggle and moan in each others arms — splashing around and stripping each other naked before...
As far as I am aware this file is the first of its kind. I know there are a few of you out there, that are switches or tops, who secretly just want to take me over your knee and spank me red. So I’m going to take you down, because my devotion to you requires me to give YOU pleasure. Master's cock is so important, what true slave wouldn’t want to entrance you into feeling the pleasure of my...
A bit more of the story from, "My Kinky Life - Chastity", down into the basement. I like this. It's like a little kink journal for me I can listen to and smile at the memories. Knowing some of you dirty pervs are getting off on it too. ;)
As far as I am aware this file is the first of its kind. I know there are a few of you out there, that are switches or tops, who secretly just want to take me over your knee and spank me red. So I’m going to take you down, because my devotion to you requires me to give YOU pleasure. Master's cock is so important, what true slave wouldn’t want to entrance you into feeling the pleasure of my...
I adapted a script on GWA by u/activelyretro from M4F into a F4M version... This version has music and special effects. This is a very sweet and gentle HFO. I consider it vanilla, but there are slight Fdom words, so I threw the tag up.
I adapted a script on GWA by u/activelyretro from M4F into a F4M version... I am going to be playing with some new sound effects and buying some music for it before I put it up later today / tomorrow... but for those of you who enjoy hypno, this is the edited but with no special effects yet version. I thought some of you might enjoy it.
Bad Shibby needs to be punished... but first, can she convince her Mistress to take it a little easier on her ass?
Bad Shibby needs to be punished... but first, can she convince her Master to take it a little easier on her ass?
My Good Boy // Series #2 I love playing with you. So I'm going to reinforce all of your triggers... and add a new one... to make you that much more fun to play with. After you listen to me in this file, you should feel pleasure or relaxation when I use your trigger words in ALL of my files, both hypnosis and non-hypnosis. So I can properly get in there and fuck with your head. This is going to...