Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat! Better let me in, this costume is way too skimpy for this weather.
Do you like it? I picked it just for you, I know this is your favorite character crush, and I even got the wig to pull it all together!
Ummm... I may have had a bit to drink but, I needed it! To get up the courage. You see - I really like you. And tonight, I've decided to show you how much!
Now let me inside before any trick or treaters come- and I'll let you inside me.
Script by u/batzman1.